fake-mermaid:

i just want a boyfriend that will bake a cake with me at 2am

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I’d choose you. Every goddamned time.
sixwordstory  (via paradiche)

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Lust is one of the most dangerous things the mind can play with
primuula (via primuula)

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

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Q
whats the best pick up line you've ever heard/ best conversation starter uve used or one which has been used on you?
Anonymous
A

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”